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SWN Weekly Cheese Wrap
Saturday, April 14, 2012


The SWN Weekly Cheese Wrap - Welcome to the brand new Screwtape World News Weekly Cheese Wrap, covering all the week's market action in both Brie and Camembert, hosted by Derek Ping and featuring Ivor Bigstash, Trader Jeanne, and our very own Secret Insider...


20 comments:

Edward London said...

are you all French prosimians ?

in light of the cheese wrap, a little cheese!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3KBuQHHKx0

Bullion Baron said...

LOL

Please try to ask your interviewees open questions about cheese rather than leading.

Are you sponsored by Tanzanian Cheese?

Dan D. said...

I KNEW THE CHEESE MARKET WAS CONTROLLED!!! I'm buying as much formage as I can. You should as well! This site has very low premiums. I can suggest more if you need some closer to your own local areas.

Remember, you should not be paying more than 4% premium over the paper cheese price or you are getting screwed. By a block of Brie and crash JPMac&Cheese!

Aaron said...

I don't buy it for one moment.
After all -- you can't eat Brie.

--Aaron

Dr Durden said...

Brilliant. Bloody friggen brilliant.

Thank god I saved some dry CHEDDAR, never new I'd need to BACK THE CHEESE PLATE up so soon with all this MELTDOWN in the markets.

SilverSurfer said...

LoL - "This Segment brought to you by...."

KJ said...

Lmao

Btw Mr. Ping, I love that I know absolutely nothing about you but you're just awesome. Keep up the great work and can't wait till Monday when the metals go to the moon!!! Oh & yea, the paper price is managed but we'll overcome that little obstacle. Shout out to secret insider - we missed ya the first time but watch out, we'll princess Diane you eventually...just a little busy the past few years.

Ol'FordTrk said...

There may be some truth to this posting...when the earth shifts on its polar axis at the end of 2012 time will slow down. As everyone knows, fine cheese must age and this slowdown in time will ultimately cause a shortage in the cheese market. When this event occurs you don't want to be caught dead holding a cheese ETF or a Kraft gift certificate! You want to be holding the real deal. Your stomach will thank you for it. Just be sure to store it in a cool damp place out of sight from your cheese starved neighbors.

mr pinnion said...

Brielliant. What a laugh.

A friend of mine s bought shares in some select cows and goats.He thinks it ll pay off when the Stinking Bishop hits the fan.
In my opinion thats a mistake as i m sure they ll all be nationalised when cheese hits fair value.
A subject you dont talk about much on SWN.

Regards
Ozzy

Robert LeRoy Parker said...

Awesome!

victorthecleaner said...

Hope you sell a lot of camembert to your listeners globally!

Victor

Jeanne d'Arc said...

URGENT UPDATE:

The Roquefort Rascal has just emailed me to inform us that, following the success of the first edition of SWN, citizens across the land have already started asking serious questions about the cheese market.

See their outrage here. The situation is clearly worse than we thought.

Boefke said...

Absolutely B R I L L I A N T!!

Laughed my heart out, omg.....Some "bug" humor ;)

Cullen said...

BRB Cheese

mr pinnion said...

That latest update makes me want to hold onto my cheese and not lego of it.

Regards
Ozzy

KJ said...

Lol

Don't Worry folks - The king of cheese (aka Sprott) is writing the cheese producers as we speak. All hail the king of cheese.

Jeanne d'Arc said...

Mr Pinnion:

There's just no need to inflict that level of punning on our readers. Any more like that and you're barred.

;-)

Nowhuffo said...

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20120417-does-cheese-give-you-nightmares

S Roche said...

Until recently TFM was dominated by the great bacon debate, you will be pleased to know that it is now dominated by cheesy utterances.

Bron Suchecki said...

Coincidence that The Daily Reckoning has an article titled The Lesson of the Cheesehead? I think not, the influcence of Screwtapefiles expands

http://dailyreckoning.com/the-lesson-of-the-cheesehead/